These heavy 100% cotton tees are designed with your mind -- as well as your body -- in mind.

Your favorite famous Firesign phrases, characters, and general flotsam have been reproduced on cloth to amaze your friends and confuse everyone else.

You'll find Firesign fans you never knew were out there, and give yourself a chance to explain your favorite comedy troupe to everyone else.

The phrase shirts are limited editions, with phrases and designs being added and retired frequently -- so be the first, and perhaps last, on your block to let your Firesign flag fly with a bit of Firesign on your chest..

The true original Nick Danger, from 1969's "How Can You Be..." album (and numerous appearances since). The original William Stout 1978 artwork, printed in black against a comfortable Ash Grey shirt. This ain't no argyle-clad imitator. Get the original.

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"Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers."
Now here's a shirt that will really confuse them! Get your daily dose of surrealism in this heavyweight black tee, featuring the title of the Firesign Theatre's third album.

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"Holy Mudhead, mackerel, Morse Science High, it's gone!" If you're like most people, and everybody is, you long for those simpler imaginary times at Morse Science High School. So put on one of these Morse Science Athletic Department tee shirts and relive those glorious days of being ridiculed in gym class.

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It's time to go "Forward... into the past" in this shirt, telling everyone where you've been, or rather where you are going, or rather, uh, well -- both.

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Mark Time is the Star Detective of the Circumsolar Federation who appears in "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus," "Dear Friends," and of course, David Ossman's solo album "Mark Time." Now he also appears on this shirt. And if you wear it, he also appears on your chest. And he's pre-washed, like all the shirts here, so he won't appear to shrink in your dryer. Well.... you get the idea.

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"He's coming around, and ready to play symptom six of BEAT THE REAPER!" Don't feel jaundiced about your wardrobe.... spice it up with this shirt recalling that infectious scene from "Waiting For The Electrician..." And don't worry it will clash -- it's black (like the plague) -- it goes with everything.

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